The Laundry Workout

Many of you who are blessed to have your own washer and dryer in their apartment or their apartment building can go to hell! I have literally just found the way to increase the muscle size and strength of your bicepts, tricepts, back, and shoulders all in one day without going to the gym. "Not possible!" you say. Well, I will tell you. Wait a little extra long without doing laundry, so that on that day you have not one, but two bags of laundry to carry the three blocks to your local laundromat. These two bags alone, carried at the same time will tire you out and no matter how cold it is outside, you will be sweating! I tell you, after a day of carting my clothes to be washed so that when I see people I look as good as I naturally do, I can barely move my arms. This should not be tried by the faint of heart, however, or pregnant women or those suffering from heart conditions. Shape your guns while at the same time washing your unmentionables, and you will be a changed man (or woman)!

My Corpse Bride

As I watched Tim Burton's "Corpse Bride" last night, a couple thoughts (yes, I know, I did say thoughts) occured to me. First, when I saw it in the theatre, and lets just get this overwith now; Yes I saw it in the theatre, yes I liked it, yes I like those kinds of movies, and yes I like Disney even though this was Warner Bros.

Okay.

On with it though, I wasn't too excited about Victor marying Victoria, rather I wanted him to fall in love with the Emily, the Corpse Bride. However, upon viewing it last night, I was actually really into Victoria. I mean, I'd do her. She's pretty hot I think if she dressed a bit better. And on that note, my other thought was that strangely, the Corpse Bride was pretty hot as well. The blue hair works for her as does the strategically ripped wedding dress she wore.

You see, these are the kinds of things I think about when watching a movie. Although I can be deeper than this and view movies pretty critically since I am learning as much as I can about the film industry, last night this was as intellectual as I needed to be.

A New Beginning!

Welcome to my new webpage and weblog. Some or most of you may not understand why my new site bears the name Lampboy. That will be explained in due time. As will my site function better as a whole and improve as I find spare time to create this sucker with my very limited knowledge of designing a webpage. For now, be happy that my musings and antics are back and ready for the world to enjoy.

Peace out,
Lampboy