I just arrived home from work and am feeling a bit in the mood to write something...profound. I promised earlier that I would write something looking back on last year. It will be a brief look back, since I think it's much more benificial to look forward into the future, but here you go.
Hmm...2006. There were good times, and there were less than good times. There was joy, excitement, dissapointment, hilarity, sadness, happiness, and joy. Joy seems to be worth repeating for some reason. Mostly, and this is for real, it has been a time of transition. Transitioning into more facets of my life and career trying to find where I fit in the world of entertainment. See...profound, isn't it?! And notice, I didn't even mention my hotness or the hotness of those I would like to be a part of. Maybe I'm maturing...well, let's not go that far.
So, transitioning, joy, facets, career, not mentioning my hotness...2006 seemed to be allright.
I'm going to take this time to send a shout out to my bro and sis. Rock on!
Okay, so, 2007. What can I say. There will be some good times (becoming a celebrity), and there will be some less than good times (probably...can't think of anything now). I'm sure there will be joy (a hot coworker...or two or three, recognizes my hotness and says so), excitement (running from the cops), dissapointment (when the cop shoots me), hilarity (always), sadness (hot girl turns me down), happiness (finding true love with a young, hot, and rich girl (more on this statement at a later date), career rock'n, moving out of this stupid apartment), and joy (all of the good points I just mentioned at the same time, also with the Victoria Secret Angels living with me).
That is 2007 for you. We shall see what of these predictions (if you'd like to call them that) come true. Only time will tell. Man, I am like the Grand Canyon I'm so deep with my philosophical thoughts. Man, hot, funny, and deeply intillectual...who could ask for anything more.
Alright, there it is. I'm not sure this was too sentimental, so if that was what you were hoping for, I apologize. I will have to make you cry some other time. Here are a few things you can do in the mean time if you are really wanting to get those tears out.
1) If you are not able to see me in person, look at a picture of me. My beauty will make you cry. It's awe inspiring I know.
2) If you are able to see me in person, just bask in my hot glory. Just being in my presence is generally too much for the eyes, thus creating tears of joy.
2) For those of you wanting a true experience and are a little bolder and of course extremely good looking (often asked if you model or dance, and are describes as hot, sexy, etc...oh, and you must be cool), just come up to me, put your hand on my arm (you may feel faint at this point, but you'll get through it), and say hello. Hopefully you don't faint or cry in my presence, it's a little akward for everyone involved. This will most definately produce tears of overwhelming joy (if we're on the same wavelength and click) or sadness (if it does not go as well as you have hoped).
Make the start of 2007 full of tears my friends...joyously full of tears...tears that dance down your cheek like a ballerina dancing on point....like a tiger balancing an egg on it's nose...tears of hotness...tears of joy...full of happiness...full of Andrew...
2007 is the Year of Andrew...the Year of Lampboy!
