Celebrity Desire

One new things to add to my sweetness (not like "sugary" sweet, but like, "awesome!" sweet) happened today. Although it was a cold day and tensions among many of the background actors seemed to be high, I met Jessica Simpson. And by meet, let us just say that our eyes met. Let me also interject that she undressed me with her eyes in a deep and meaningful way. Pretty much...she wants me! Well, I stretch the truth a little bit, but I was actually right by her for some of the afternoon. I even talked to her security guard...and no he was not pulling me off of her (which in my mind, could have been a real possibility...I joke). She brought a ton of poparazzi following her. We were shooting on the streets right around where I live, and she was with her enterauge. It was quite the scene. Very strange to be there, but lots of fun. Pretty much, it was my preparation for my celebrity life coming soon to a theatre near you. So, if you leave today remembering nothing of what I wrote, remember this one thing...Jessica Simpson pretty much wants me! Good day to you.