Thursday, May 17, 2007

Amazingly Fantastical News Update (maybe not so much)

Amazingly fantastical news...my apartment (this is the term we will use for the moment) got a complete overhaul. It is not quite complete, but approximately half my belongings now reside in a storage unit and my apartment is livable. I'm hoping on a lamp and couch (we use the term couch loosely as well) to complete the ensemble. It's almost time for a little get together (as with most terms used in this paragraph, what is meant by get together should be taken more along the lines of another person (singular) can probably enjoy themselves alongside me in my apartment, watching a movie or something).

In other big news, but probably bigger, I booked a photo shoot the other day shooting in June. That's pretty huge and exciting.

For those that do not know, I'll be in Seattle (Shoreline, specifically) next Tuesday, May 22nd until Thursday, May 31st. Shoot me an email or call me if you are in the area and want to get to know me. Obviosly this is meant for those people who know me and like me or I like them. If I do not like you, then please do not call. If I do not know you, please be a female who is extremely hot. Extra perk is I will be taking out my family's ski boat a number of times, and I'd love to have people come and enjoy the weather (hopefully) and a little skiing and water fun. I must make note that the possibility of seeing me shirtless and wet is very likely, so be prepared for that excitement. Also, preference is always given to girls who are extremely good looking. One final not on all this, I also have a pool at my house that is heated and fun, and all above rules and preferential treaments apply.

I feel that this needs to be said as well, given all the statements mentioned above regarding my Seattle trip, hot girls, and boating and/or swiiming. For those in New York, I love the beach. I will go anytime. Also, if you live or have parents who live in Long Island, Connecticut, possibly Jersey (in which case you better be female and extroardinarily hot), and have a pool, I will be there no problem. So, I just wanted to make the point that I'm mostly in New York all the time and didn't want the girls to feel left out. You can still see me shirtless in the sun and have some fun in the water. All above statments about girls and their hotness apply to New York as well, probably morese, since there are greater opportunities to get together multiple times.

That is all. Don't get caught in the torrential downpouring of rain like I did yesterday. I don't understand...it was so sunny when I left Brooklyn (long story...yes I was in Brooklyn...it was weird), and then so rainy once I got off the train?!

Lastly, save the date if you so wish. June 9th I will be dancing in a great piece somewhere in Brooklyn (specifics later). You will see me dance if you haven't already (it is just one probably 10-minute piece), and then it will be a dance party (and when I say party...I mean party) afterwards, so we can just kick-it...old school (actually, I just wanted to say that). Bonus points here for girls I've asked out fairly recently but we just haven't quite got together. Don't worry, it's cool, this makes up for it. And you will be impressed by my dancing and hotness (I hope).