"Strange, when I offered myself to her she showed a little reluctance." A phrase you will never hear me say...hopefully. I was just listening to "Sweeney Todd," hence the reference. Some people think that when you put your iTunes on random, it can tell your future. Or at least a little about your personality. Not sure what my song selection means. "Sweet Caroline" the radio dance mix is on now. Hmm...I don't think I believe those iTunes Philosophers...iTunians, if you will.
On a different note, tomorrow is farewell to my old house. We close tomorrow on the real estate deal or whatever, officially. I figure it's worth mentioning. Good times...good times.
Check this out, "2/3 of a Promotion is Motion." Oh yeah. Did I just blow your mind? I think I just did.
You know what else will blow your mind? ...Me...!
Just had to throw that in there, don't really know what it means, but pretty sure it's true.
Clearly I have nothing of importance to write about right at the moment. Well, I guess that's not true, because we all know that whatever I say and do (or write) is clearly momunentally important on a gigantuan scale of importance. So I will endeavor to entertain you even if only briefly. Without further adew...I will attempt to juggle 3 plastic knives and a shaving razor whilst wearing only A&F boxer briefs, Ugg boots, a single leg warmer, and a cowboy hat that I have lit on fire, while at the same time in between catches of the knives proceed to shave "Andrew is Awesome" into my chest hair. To make it harder I will also duct tape my eyes closed. Picturing this should inevitably amuse you, as I do not own or have access at this very moment to a video camera to show you my attempts. The assumption should be that I succeeded...of course.
Enjoy that lovely picture.
