True that I did not meet my bride until the day of the wedding, and sadly, ours ended in divorce after about 2 hours. It is said that if you can stand me for more than 2 hours in a row then you know I'm a keeper. Not sure who said it, but it seems true in this instance.
Okay, so the film was called "What Happens in Vegas..." We were a happy married couple in the park getting our pictures taken. That is all. It is brief, and no lines or anything of course, hopefully it makes it in the film. It was a beautiful day in the park. Although, and I do feel for the girl, Lauren, who was my 2 hour bride. That dress must have been outrageously hot with so many layers. I'm guessing this since she said it a couple of times and also mentioned feeling faint since we were out in the sun for quite some time. And, to all guys who've worn tuxes before in the sun... they are so freak'n hot!!
Okay, moving on. I'd like to mention quickly that I (along with much of my family (especially my sister, but that's another story all together)) make up words every once in a while. It happens, and is completely acceptable in life. If the words we have in the english dictionary just don't convey what you're trying to say, limit you in fact, then I am all for making up a new word or a new form of a word.
So, without further adew, the most recent offense (or brilliance, if you will).
Specificized - the act of having been so specific that at the precise moment of specification you were actually specificizing the idea both in your head and aloud.
(i.e. "Wow, I can't be any more clear to you than that. We've gone over the specification of the process of filling the field at Yankee Stadium completely with hot topless women over 300 times. Furthermore, I have just specificized the precise amount of whip cream needed to completely cover their naked breasts, and gone so far as to draw up pie charts and break it down by cup size."
And there you have it.
Oh yes, forgot to mention. If you ever go to Central Park in the summers, check out the roller skating area that is set up. It's like a show of strangeness. It is run by some skating organization and has a dj spinning seventies-ish songs while skaters skate around mostly on the old school skates. They are dancing, doing tricks, etc. And, most of them dress and look like they're from the seventies. It rocks. You can literally watch them for hours. Really. It's like you're in another world. It's sick!!
Oh, and in the next week or so, pictures from my summer. Oooh, let the hotness be anticipated...
