Alright, a little glimpse into my mini vaca to Shoreline. I'm not going to list all the things I have done or whatever, that seems boring. Let us just say that I have rocked the golf courses a couple times (clearly, if you know me, by "rock" I mean "respectfully suck only a little bit, while at the same time being respectable, while also at the same time looking good doing it"). Also, we've taken the boat out a couple times and I rocked the skiing (and by "rocked" I mean "tore it apart...rocked"). Yeah, I'm awesome at skiing. And ladies, you all know what they say about waterskiers...
For the public record...my brother is a very good golfer and definately beat me. It just has to be said publicly.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I have found a great pair of linen pants. They are from H&M down the street from me in Manhattan. Oh yes, they are my new "butt pants." Yes, my ass looks very fine in them. So, please do not attack me like in the Axe Body Spray commercials. Well...on second thought...go ahead. As always, hotness rules and regulations apply. Since there may be confusion on these rules and regulations regarding hotness, I will be writing a handbook on this very subject in the future. If you have any doubt, it is probably a safe bet that you are not hot.
I'm not sure I mentioned it before, but my parents have sold our house. That is one reasone I'm home at this point in the summer. To say goodbye to our house. Also, to help move some stuff over to the rental house, see the family, get some waterskiing and golf in, and take a small break from New York City. Oh, we are naming our rental house, since we don't thank we can call it "home" for a little while, and don't want to call it the "rental." Currently under consideration is my name I just threw out there..."Hector" or "Hector's Homestead" or possibly "La Casa de Awesome." Not sure yet...still thinking about it.
That is the news for those that care. For those that don't, I don't really care about you. I have a few more days here in the Pacific Northwest, I let you know how those are going. Until then, enjoy the nice weather...assuming you are having nice weather. Again, as it is indeed nice out, I must put out this warning and notice again. I do not attack you if you are wearing your sports bra running, or if you are wearing a sexy skirt, or if you are wearing a bikini (as you should be all the time when I'm around), so please do not maul or be overly agressive in the groping, grabbing, feeling, or any such thing. It is common curtesy. I know you can't stand it, especaily knowing I have my new linen "ass pants"...but try.
Good day to you, boys and girls
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Mostly girls, however
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But I guess everyone else also
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I guess...
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Amazingly Fantastical News Update (maybe not so much)
Amazingly fantastical news...my apartment (this is the term we will use for the moment) got a complete overhaul. It is not quite complete, but approximately half my belongings now reside in a storage unit and my apartment is livable. I'm hoping on a lamp and couch (we use the term couch loosely as well) to complete the ensemble. It's almost time for a little get together (as with most terms used in this paragraph, what is meant by get together should be taken more along the lines of another person (singular) can probably enjoy themselves alongside me in my apartment, watching a movie or something).
In other big news, but probably bigger, I booked a photo shoot the other day shooting in June. That's pretty huge and exciting.
For those that do not know, I'll be in Seattle (Shoreline, specifically) next Tuesday, May 22nd until Thursday, May 31st. Shoot me an email or call me if you are in the area and want to get to know me. Obviosly this is meant for those people who know me and like me or I like them. If I do not like you, then please do not call. If I do not know you, please be a female who is extremely hot. Extra perk is I will be taking out my family's ski boat a number of times, and I'd love to have people come and enjoy the weather (hopefully) and a little skiing and water fun. I must make note that the possibility of seeing me shirtless and wet is very likely, so be prepared for that excitement. Also, preference is always given to girls who are extremely good looking. One final not on all this, I also have a pool at my house that is heated and fun, and all above rules and preferential treaments apply.
I feel that this needs to be said as well, given all the statements mentioned above regarding my Seattle trip, hot girls, and boating and/or swiiming. For those in New York, I love the beach. I will go anytime. Also, if you live or have parents who live in Long Island, Connecticut, possibly Jersey (in which case you better be female and extroardinarily hot), and have a pool, I will be there no problem. So, I just wanted to make the point that I'm mostly in New York all the time and didn't want the girls to feel left out. You can still see me shirtless in the sun and have some fun in the water. All above statments about girls and their hotness apply to New York as well, probably morese, since there are greater opportunities to get together multiple times.
That is all. Don't get caught in the torrential downpouring of rain like I did yesterday. I don't understand...it was so sunny when I left Brooklyn (long story...yes I was in Brooklyn...it was weird), and then so rainy once I got off the train?!
Lastly, save the date if you so wish. June 9th I will be dancing in a great piece somewhere in Brooklyn (specifics later). You will see me dance if you haven't already (it is just one probably 10-minute piece), and then it will be a dance party (and when I say party...I mean party) afterwards, so we can just kick-it...old school (actually, I just wanted to say that). Bonus points here for girls I've asked out fairly recently but we just haven't quite got together. Don't worry, it's cool, this makes up for it. And you will be impressed by my dancing and hotness (I hope).
In other big news, but probably bigger, I booked a photo shoot the other day shooting in June. That's pretty huge and exciting.
For those that do not know, I'll be in Seattle (Shoreline, specifically) next Tuesday, May 22nd until Thursday, May 31st. Shoot me an email or call me if you are in the area and want to get to know me. Obviosly this is meant for those people who know me and like me or I like them. If I do not like you, then please do not call. If I do not know you, please be a female who is extremely hot. Extra perk is I will be taking out my family's ski boat a number of times, and I'd love to have people come and enjoy the weather (hopefully) and a little skiing and water fun. I must make note that the possibility of seeing me shirtless and wet is very likely, so be prepared for that excitement. Also, preference is always given to girls who are extremely good looking. One final not on all this, I also have a pool at my house that is heated and fun, and all above rules and preferential treaments apply.
I feel that this needs to be said as well, given all the statements mentioned above regarding my Seattle trip, hot girls, and boating and/or swiiming. For those in New York, I love the beach. I will go anytime. Also, if you live or have parents who live in Long Island, Connecticut, possibly Jersey (in which case you better be female and extroardinarily hot), and have a pool, I will be there no problem. So, I just wanted to make the point that I'm mostly in New York all the time and didn't want the girls to feel left out. You can still see me shirtless in the sun and have some fun in the water. All above statments about girls and their hotness apply to New York as well, probably morese, since there are greater opportunities to get together multiple times.
That is all. Don't get caught in the torrential downpouring of rain like I did yesterday. I don't understand...it was so sunny when I left Brooklyn (long story...yes I was in Brooklyn...it was weird), and then so rainy once I got off the train?!
Lastly, save the date if you so wish. June 9th I will be dancing in a great piece somewhere in Brooklyn (specifics later). You will see me dance if you haven't already (it is just one probably 10-minute piece), and then it will be a dance party (and when I say party...I mean party) afterwards, so we can just kick-it...old school (actually, I just wanted to say that). Bonus points here for girls I've asked out fairly recently but we just haven't quite got together. Don't worry, it's cool, this makes up for it. And you will be impressed by my dancing and hotness (I hope).
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Almost Bahama Time
Auditioned for the Radio City Christmas Spectacular yesterday. Now, had I not been cut, let me go through a few of the benifits of being involved with this show. First, three months of steady work. Second, the chance to perform at the Radio City Music Hall. Third, everyone knows of the Christmas Spectacular, even if they haven't seen it, so therefore it is a big status symbol. Fourth, and most importantly, spending three months working along side the Rockettes, who are definately hot. Sadly, this will not be happening, so let us move on to different thoughts.
Tis the season to play outside in the park and eat in the outdoor seating of cafe's. Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Here's a little warning to everyone: The weather is almost warm enough for me to pull out my bahama shorts. Oh yes people...the time draws near. You know you're all dying to see my sexy legs.
And to push this even farther, I've been working pretty hard in the gym, yoga, and ballet to make my body better than ever. So, the time for full-on sexiness is also drawing near. Not quite yet...but soon. My 8-pack abs (oh yes, I'm trying to skip over the 6-pack and move directly to the much hotter 8-pack) hopefully will be beach-ready within the next month.
Good luck not fainting when you see me beach and bahama shorts ready!
Tis the season to play outside in the park and eat in the outdoor seating of cafe's. Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Here's a little warning to everyone: The weather is almost warm enough for me to pull out my bahama shorts. Oh yes people...the time draws near. You know you're all dying to see my sexy legs.
And to push this even farther, I've been working pretty hard in the gym, yoga, and ballet to make my body better than ever. So, the time for full-on sexiness is also drawing near. Not quite yet...but soon. My 8-pack abs (oh yes, I'm trying to skip over the 6-pack and move directly to the much hotter 8-pack) hopefully will be beach-ready within the next month.
Good luck not fainting when you see me beach and bahama shorts ready!
Thursday, May 3, 2007
A little beautiful update
Alrighty then...I just saw my friend Hal B. Klein's film that he played a part in, Nobel Son at the Tribeca Film Festival. Very enjoyable, and always fun to see a friend on a big screen. I hope they get distribution for it. I think you'll be able to find some red carpet pictures of Hal B. on his blog, but I can't be certain as I confess, as I'm writing this, I haven't done my homework and checked, but you can certainly look yourself.
The Tribeca Film Festival is only going on through this weekend, so those here in the city should check out some films. I'm planning on it, and we all know that whatever I'm doing is awesome, so be awesome like me.
Apart from that, my life has been filled with gym, some ballet and yoga classes, and auditions here and there. And a little work at Abercrombie on the weekends. That's pretty much it. As the weather warms up, it's most definately my season to walk in Central Park and enjoy the outside. I love it.
For those in Seattle (or Shoreline, as that's actually where I'll be...but pretty much the greater Seattle area), I'll be home May 22nd through the 31st. We'll be pulling the boat out of storage, assuming good weather, and it will be fun. I'd love to see anyone who is around and is cool. We'll go play out in Lake Washington and ski a bit or something. At least coffee to catch up.
Totally geeky, but not only do I have a MySpace page (which of course rocks), I also have facebook. I like friends, so feel free to add me. On either the pages you can check out a couple dance pics I've put up. And, you'll be kept in the loop when I have stuff to be seen in. On a side note, I'm planning on creating a more professional looking website for my life and career. That will take some time as I'm not great at web design, but it will be there. Anyone who knows how to design a wicked-awesome site, let me know. I'd love help, and "compensation" can and will be arranged.
On a separate not from all of the above. I am planning two things here in the near future. The first is to rent a small storage unit (and no I am not referring to my apartment) to stow a bunch of my belongings in and open up space in my room. That will be phase one of making this the "love cave" that it should be. Secondly, I will be investing (and that term is used loosely of course) in a second lawn chair and a possible lamp. Oh yes, I said it. A SECOND lawn chair. The thought of it just gives me chills, as it should you. That means the possibility of entertaining a guest. A second...yes, second chair to lounge in a watch some television, or a movie, or play a little GameCube. The possibilities are endless. The lamp will also provide a bit of fuctional mood lighting that is not florescent. Pictures to come when the investment is made. But be forwarned...my apartment (I also use that term loosely) will indeed be "The Place to Be."
Also of note, my current running shoes will be officially retired in no later than two weeks. They will not be bronzed as I think that might cost a bit more than is necessary in this case, but they will be respectfully trashed with a short ceremony complete with musical selections from iTunes on my computer. It's time. The cushioning is gone, duct tape has been applied, white is not white but more universally dark grey, etc. They will be enjoying the last of their West Side Trail runs in Manhattan as the weather stays warm. Please...a moment of silence...
...
...
...Thank you.
Who's excited about the warm weather...wait for it...wait for it...I am! Oh yes, it's sexy reavealing clothing season. Nothing more needs to be said here.
And with that warm thought, I leave you. It's time for a bit of beauty rest (as if I need the help). Peace out.
The Tribeca Film Festival is only going on through this weekend, so those here in the city should check out some films. I'm planning on it, and we all know that whatever I'm doing is awesome, so be awesome like me.
Apart from that, my life has been filled with gym, some ballet and yoga classes, and auditions here and there. And a little work at Abercrombie on the weekends. That's pretty much it. As the weather warms up, it's most definately my season to walk in Central Park and enjoy the outside. I love it.
For those in Seattle (or Shoreline, as that's actually where I'll be...but pretty much the greater Seattle area), I'll be home May 22nd through the 31st. We'll be pulling the boat out of storage, assuming good weather, and it will be fun. I'd love to see anyone who is around and is cool. We'll go play out in Lake Washington and ski a bit or something. At least coffee to catch up.
Totally geeky, but not only do I have a MySpace page (which of course rocks), I also have facebook. I like friends, so feel free to add me. On either the pages you can check out a couple dance pics I've put up. And, you'll be kept in the loop when I have stuff to be seen in. On a side note, I'm planning on creating a more professional looking website for my life and career. That will take some time as I'm not great at web design, but it will be there. Anyone who knows how to design a wicked-awesome site, let me know. I'd love help, and "compensation" can and will be arranged.
On a separate not from all of the above. I am planning two things here in the near future. The first is to rent a small storage unit (and no I am not referring to my apartment) to stow a bunch of my belongings in and open up space in my room. That will be phase one of making this the "love cave" that it should be. Secondly, I will be investing (and that term is used loosely of course) in a second lawn chair and a possible lamp. Oh yes, I said it. A SECOND lawn chair. The thought of it just gives me chills, as it should you. That means the possibility of entertaining a guest. A second...yes, second chair to lounge in a watch some television, or a movie, or play a little GameCube. The possibilities are endless. The lamp will also provide a bit of fuctional mood lighting that is not florescent. Pictures to come when the investment is made. But be forwarned...my apartment (I also use that term loosely) will indeed be "The Place to Be."
Also of note, my current running shoes will be officially retired in no later than two weeks. They will not be bronzed as I think that might cost a bit more than is necessary in this case, but they will be respectfully trashed with a short ceremony complete with musical selections from iTunes on my computer. It's time. The cushioning is gone, duct tape has been applied, white is not white but more universally dark grey, etc. They will be enjoying the last of their West Side Trail runs in Manhattan as the weather stays warm. Please...a moment of silence...
...
...
...Thank you.
Who's excited about the warm weather...wait for it...wait for it...I am! Oh yes, it's sexy reavealing clothing season. Nothing more needs to be said here.
And with that warm thought, I leave you. It's time for a bit of beauty rest (as if I need the help). Peace out.
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