I know, each and every none of you have been waiting anxiously for my return to Seattle. August 21st through September 4th I will be in and/or near the Seattle area. Please, don't thank me yet. Requests for public or private appearances, autographs, photo-ops, etc. are welcome. As are invites to sexy parties, for example, an all girls and Andrew hot tub party. That's just one example. Lingerie parties, Swimsuit parties, underwear parties...I could go on and on. Let your mind go wild. Oh, and this should not need to be mentioned, but I will anyways, the ratio of superhot to pretty, should be somewhere in the range of 90-10, with ugly or okay being kindly and apologetically excluded.
I joke. But I am expecting some quality northwest fun, and some definate waterskiing and boating action. That you can count on.
