Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Birthday Wishes

I must spend a minute or so sending my love and best birthday wishes to my sister today. Happy Birthday Kathryn! I hesitate to mention this, but she's now finally 18 and closer to being an adult, and if anyone of my friends comment on this (specifically Josh, Erik, and Chris) I will be forced to kill them. I don't mean I'd be a little upset and annoyed as they would be joking. I mean I'd actually kill them. Off the top of my head I can think of at least 5 ways I would do it too. I'll just list one, however, and that is I would physically rip their hearts out and make them eat it with a fork and knife (I'm at least civilized) while it is still beating. I think y'all catch my drift.

Oh, and on a separate subject, on TBS the other day American Pie Presents Band Camp was on. Sadly I watched it. I liked the first three very much, and although this was another cast I ended up sitting through it. While there were funny moments, all irreverent and what not, It was maybe 50/50 good/bad. I get so annoyed when the jerk guy and the hot sweet girl finally fall for each other and the guy is a dumbass and screws it all up. I hate that. That goes for any movie. It's just painful, because if I had the chance to impress the hot girl in the movie I'd be trying hard not to mess things up, especially since thus far in my life I have not had the chance to have a girl as hot as Arielle Kebbel (the girl from Band Camp) and hope that she will consider me for a date in the near future.

This leads me quickly to my last point of the night. Arielle Kebbel has now moved into the #1 top spot on my list of girls that I would date who are unbelievably hot. Avril Lavigne has now been placed second. Albeit it's a close second, as I would not turn her down, but none-the-less it has to be done. So now you know the official top two on my hot list.

ps - A tear runs down my cheek as I realize that my...I mean the family's...boat is waiting in the driveway to be used. Sadness that I am on a different coast unable to take it out. Soon...just you wait...we will be on the lake again enjoying our time together and much skiing and general fun will be had. I promise this.