Cool vs. Not

You know what's cool? Vanilla Bean Ice Cream. You know what's not cool? Frozen yogurt that pretends it's regular ice cream but has that "frozen yogurt" taste. You know what else is not cool? Spilling ice tea all over your computer keyboard so everytime you touch certain letters you fell stickiness. A few other "not cool" things I feel I must add to this list while I'm at it is spilling orange juice all over a number of magazines not to mention the now sticky portion of floor near my beach chair, soreness all over my body focused mainly on my legs, achilles tendon on the right foot, and lower back from a photo shoot the other day, and last minute stress trying to frantically memorize a monologue for an important film audition. To balance out the "not cools" I will add one last thing to what is cool. This next year you will all be able to refer to me as of course Andrew, Lampboy, or my newest title, "Mr. December" (although I have to double check that it's the right month). Yes that's right, as I had another wonderful photoshoot yesterday with the same photographer (nothing to do with this next year's calendar appearance), I will be included, one might even say featured, in a prominent dance calendar for this coming up year. Now you may all have your deepest wishes come true (maybe not deepest since I won't actually physically be with you, ladies) and be able to have me with you in your bedrooms. Goodnight, and sleep tight y'all.