It is official. Bowser's baseball team is a "f**king cow's testicles' misshapen penis dipped in horse sh*t, monkey-ass mother's single-balled daughter of satin." That is a direct quote from my last game of losing to Bowser on the GameCube. He can burn in weird dinosaur hell for all I care. I lost 17-5 and 6-1, what kind of crap is that.
Okay, pull myself together man, it's just a game. Sorry for that, just had to get that out of my system. Video games bring out creative combinations of swear words when I'm losing, and clearly I was losing tonight. I'll get him yet, though, don't you worry.
What the hell is up with the Geico commercials with the celebrities talking jibberish and looking stupid "translating" for "real" costomers. I'm quite annoyed with them. That and there is nothing good on tonight. Maybe I"ll get a book and read...yeah...when monkeys fly out of...sorry again. Man am I in a bitter mood tonight. Maybe if I just...(slap)...just kidding, like I'd slap myself. Seriously though. I did go see Taladega Nights this afternoon. It should really be called Taladega Awesome! The movie rocks, I highly suggest it. Just plain retardedness you'd expect from Will Farrell. A post-movie burrito was not the best choice however for this evening.
I think I should just go to bed and forget about this entire night...what a waste. Can't even win a stupid video game...and I'm wearing bike gloves to help me play better...damnit, I'm over it...except for looking like a moron with bike gloves one...alright...whew...peace out, yo!
