It's official...I work for Abercrombie and Fitch! Oh, I'm a trained store model. That's right baby, I went through "how to be sexy" training. Now I'm ready to look hot in Abercrombie clothes while people shop and stare at me. I joke, but I do now work there. And all the people are cool. I mean, it's not so bad to be working with a bunch of hot models, actors, and dancers! And, Abercrombie is not as superficial as I say. Training was actually all day on costomer service, loss prevention, corporate policies, etc. And, the store models don't just stand around and pose. We actually talk with the costomers and stuff. Very important work, you know. Anyways, it still stands that if you see me now that I'm "sexy" trained, you will not be able to keep your eyes off me and you will be unconsciously drawn to me like moths to a flame. Just one of the perks and burdens of the job.
Now my new goal (among my many others) is to get to the gym, yoga, and dance class to make my body look like the Abercrombie print models. Now that I work in the main store as a model, I'm going to try and get in the catalog. I know I've promised things like this before, but mark my words, in a couple months my body will be that of a Greek Abercrombie-looking God.
On a sad note, my ipod is giving me the "support" message meaning I better get it over to the Apple Store pretty soon. I was forced to read (and finish) a book on the train up to New Canaan yesterday. Reading?! READING?! Just kidding, I actually do like to read. I finished A Briefer History of Time by Stephen Hawking. I think I just wanted to make myself smarter by attempting to read it. At least I could have the appearance of intelligence by holding it title outward while I walk. It's a great book on the phsyics of the universe and astromony. It's just a bit tough to get through and understand at some parts. I did graduate from a tough four-year liberal arts college and took some tough classes, but my main focus is obviously dance and theatre, so science took a backseat. Hence, the trouble reading it. But, I did finish it and am smarter for it (even though you may not think so).
Alrighty. I'm off to see the wizard...the Abercrombiliciously wonderful wizard of Oz.
