Thursday, November 16, 2006

Well past due...oops

Well, I don't normally have anyone pointing out that I'm past due on writing a new blog, but that is precisely what has happened here this week. All I can say is that I'm profusely sorry, and here it is now, well past due. I hope I don't dissapoint.

First, a few observations. Running out for coffee this morning and to pick up a backstage paper, I walked by the corner of 23rd and 6th Ave. Those who know the area may remember there is a Best Buy there. Yeah, so due to the new Playstation 3 being released tomorrow, people were chill'n in foldable chairs and blankets in a little roped off area. I have no problem with that (unless my brother is doing it back at home, although we've discussed this, and he's not dorky enough to do the whole camping out thing...thank goodness) except for the fact that it is not some nice mall area or suburb or something. I would personally hate to hang out and spend the day and maybe night on that corner. Too many people and cars and...everything!

Second, I need to make it known to everyone that after training and orientation this weekend, I will be working for Abercrombie and Fitch. That's right, I will be a store model in their flagship Fifth Avenue store. How cool will I be! That's right, I will be looking super hot making people want to not only buy the clothes but also buy me. Sadly, I have a very high price on myself and will be very selective to potential buyers. So, watch out next time I see any of you when I come waltzing in all modely and stuff and I apologize ahead of time now if you can't control yourself and I have to tazer you to keep you away (unless you are outrageously hot, of course).

Those who follow my career (no fair making fun of my career at this point...I know it's building), will have noticed that I was recenly featured on Guiding Light with my coffee drinking. As of yet I have not been nominated for any sort of award yet. Fingers crossed.

Those of you who missed it...you are no longer my friends. Okay I lied, I still love you. Although with recent work I have become eligible to joing SAG, which is pretty huge. It means I'm a real actor (not that I wasn't before, but joining the union is a pretty big professional step). Now I just have to come up with a lot of money to pay the initiation fee. Bummer!

What else...hmm...the gods controlling my inspiration seem to be lacking a bit. Ooh...I got one. NO PLAYING CHRISTMAS SONGS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING! If you could please just at least keep them to a minimum, that would be great. I understand we're all eager for Chrismas, but let's channel our thoughts into the killing and consuming of turkeys. I realize Christmas decorations will be going up and all that, and that's cool. I love Christmas time, but I also enjoy being thankful for dead and cooked turkeys. Sadly I will not get to enjoy my family's cooking, but I'm sure I can figure something out. Maybe the homeless shelter...just kidding! At the very least I will get a bottle of wine and buy an already cooked bird and a slice of pumkin pie and cross my fingers that Charlie Brown is on primetime (since I don't have real cable). Putting that into words it may sound a bit sad, but I promise you, Charlie Brown, wine, turkey, pie...not so bad!

I have forced myself to pump this one out, so I hope everyone is now satisfied. I will try and do better here in the future both with the frequency of my writing and the quality of it as well. You will not be dissapointed. Oh, and if anyone knows how to make a sick looking website, let me know. I know a fair amount through my own learning and books, but it's slow going, and I want to make my site awesome. Especially as my career grows, so that I can eventually put video and make it all professional looking...yet still sick!