I recently purchased the Gillette Fusion as my other, the Gillette Mach 3, has worn out it's welcome. I though to my self, "Do I really need five razors with a pulsing action?" The answer is a definate "yes" my friends. Although, I must confess, when I first picked up the piece of machinery with five very sharp blades to smooth out my rough exterier, I was a bit intimidated. I thought I just might shave my skin off and look like I was the world's worst shaver ever or like I was a freshman in high school trying out daddy's razor. But, I was delightfully surprised to find that it smoothed my 5 o'clock shadow to the texture of a clean baby's buttocks. How cool is that! And, it is a very hot-looking neon orange color and looks like it is from the future, an extra bonus.
Now, ladies, I dare you to stay away from this sexy face. You will need a minimun of two kisses to get the full effect, however. The first, mostl likely knocking you over from shock at just how amazing the kiss was, is like a warm-up. The second will give you the full effect of my kissing power and you will notice the smoothness and lack of beard thus leaving you no other choice but to enjoy the full moment our lips and souls are sharing. You have been warned.
