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No the title is not implicating anything sexual, although depending who is questioning that, we'll talk. Now I know I am not up for any awards right now or even in contention, but someday I will be. I just want everyone to know that I will take requests to be included in my 'thank you' speech. You should simple write a letter or email to me explaining how I have affected your life or how you feel you have impacted mine. I will consider all requests very carefully. Also, one luckly girl will actually have the opportunity to be my date to the award ceremony and walk the red carpet with me and go to the parties. This position is only open with the requirement that she be young and hot (rich is a bonus, but not necessary) and she will have to be my girlfriend. As it happens, that role is remains unfilled, so bring on the dates and offers. Oh, and I will of course be letting everyone know when I'm nominated probably with shameless bragging...we'll see.