It seems like only yesterday Kevin was running around in his diapers saying he made an "oopsy." Now he's a college graduate, and honestly I don't really remember much about him running around in diapers...thank goodness. He just graduated from Pacific Lutheran University with some sort of computer degree, I want to say it's Computer Science, but I could be wrong. Either way, he will probably be making more money than I will until I become famous.
I would like to take this chance to give him a few words of inspiration.
They are simply:
Live life to the fullest and don't suck. Go for your dreams and by all means do not shame the family...that's our sister's job. Make money so you can support me until I become famous. Fortune will then turn in your favour when I help support you and maybe, if you're lucky, invite you to my fabulous celebrity bikini parties. Lastly, be true to who you are, unless who you are isn't cool. But I do have faith in you because I know you don't suck and are indeed a pretty coo guyl. Not quite as cool as your better looking, more talented and intelligent older brother, but that is just how things are. And for goodness sake get a haircut regularly, it keeps mom relaxed.
That being said, I send my deepest love and admiration to him and wish him the very best. Congratulations bro!
