Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Laws of...what...Love...er...Spring?

Studies have shown (if you ask me for them give me a few days to make them up...I mean copy them for you) that the way one reacts to love follows the same rules as constructed by the Laws of Molecular Thermodynamics. While I only have a slight grasp of these laws and theories, and I have not been in love thus far in mylife, I will use only one example I can think of to disprove the connection between love and Thermodynamics. For those of you following this so far, I will not be using anything I learned in my English classes (i.e. a solid thesis, three supporting arguments each with facts to back them up, acknowledgment of the opposite views, and a conclusion drawing it all together and asking further thought-provoking questions), for this I will simply use one simple example. Follow me if you can.

We have person A (we will simply call him Andrew) who is madly in love with person B (we will simply call her Keira Knightley for this example) and she is also madly in love with him. Now, person B (Keira Knightley) is also madly in love with person C (we will call him Bob) who is also madly in love with her. Now, Thermodynamics loosely says that since Andrew and Keira Knightley are in love and Keira Knightley is also in love with Bob (although once she's had a taste of what Andrew has to offer I don't think she'd be needing Bob anymore), then Andrew would also be in love with Bob. Now, as you can clrearly see here there is a fault, since I know Andrew very well and know for a fact that Bob is ficticious, I conclude that they are not in love nor ever could be. So, I believe I have just now disproved the Laws of Thermodynamics. Simple, huh.

Now get out and enjoy the weather and find love since the weather is nice and spring is the time for love. I can also prove rather quickly right now that spring is the time for love based solely on my favorite movie, Bambi. Don't you remember when spring came around after all the death and the fire? All the animals were hooking up and birds chirping and everybody was happy, including Bambi. There! Proved. Spring is the time for love.